December 2010
It's 2011 in Australia right now.
I wish I knew someone who lived there so I could dial the future.
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Happy New Year!
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I saw Tron. I didn't want to but I did. I didn't...
I sneezed and then my back cracked.
Refreshing.
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“We had to find an eskimo, go into his igloo and take those from him.”
– My Grandpa (talking about the Inuit placemats he got us for Christmas)
By the gods I must've gained like 20 pounds from...
babykicker:
>lost 6 pounds in the last week >no intentions of gaining it back >ate next to nothing last night (roast beef) and tonight (lamb), will probably not eat anything tomorrow (who tf knows what my aunt and uncle are serving…) >oddly not even hungry >??? >profit
ENVYYYYY
By the gods I must've gained like 20 pounds from...
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I blew $100 christmas monies all in one day.
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My grandpa saw Skype for the first time. He...
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My grandpa also doesn't understand seatbelts, so I...
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My grandpa is such a racist it's funny.
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Who gives someone an engagement ring on Christmas?
That’s basically saying “I’m the best thing in your life, so your Christmas gift is that you have the privilege to marry me.”
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My parents didn't get me what I wanted for...
I so sad.